Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I hate all of you, but I like Chinese.

I have been told today by Jimmy Carter and all the other libs that I am a racist because I disagree with the libs and Obama. So I said to myself, self, why fight it anymore. I am white, heterosexual and male, so I might as well despise all blacks, Hispanics, homosexuals, females and the French. Oh, and I won't like Jews and Muslims either. I'll hate everyone equally. But I do like Chinese. Maybe my new admission will go further to help race relations. To celebrate my new-found bigotry, I hereby share this wonderful little Monty Python ditty.

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